So, you've just discovered Daily Kos, or maybe you're a long term lurker, and you've decided you have something to say; you want to become a member of this community. Now the question arises, what to take for a username? Well, a glance at any list of DKos usernames will show that Kossaks love puns.
So here's a few modest suggestions. Maybe you'll find something to suit your online persona.
Dan D will discuss fashion for Kossaks, while Drew P sneers at the very concept of fashion for Kossaks.
Anna Gdodl will recount amusing personal experiences.
Lou Scannon will give us a wild ride (right up til the time he gets bojo'd).
Ben Dover thinks we need to work with the Republicans.
Eileen Wright is a bit conservative (or maybe she only has one leg), while Matt has no arms or legs, and likes to nap on the front porch.
May Bean Ott, Ono Inoue, And Paul Castor will caution us against overconfidence
Loda Londri can give us the harried housewife's view.
Buzz R is quite strange, and Duncan Stroned is totally unintelligible,
Ruda Wakening alerts us to a long-ignored crisis.
Becky R McGeddin reports the latest gobbeldygook from a certain right-wing talking head.
Hedy Ngnorth is gettin the hell outa Mississippi.
Maude Lynn shares darling pictures of little pooties and woozles.
Noah Fentz can't melt butter.
Willa Tudor Ownhorn tells us of her impressive accomplishments.
Rhea Leah Noyng is ... (hey, can I change my username?).
Now, I'm sure all you clever Kossak punsters will blow away my poor efforts in the comments. Let me have it (say, is that Thursday diary competition thing still happening?)
Faye Dingaway,
Alcea Leder