If you use the expression “I’m not a racist but…” then yes, you’re a racist butt.
By now we know the story of the Georgia Principal Nancy Gordeuk and her little breakdown during a graduation ceremony at TNT Academy. First she dismissed the assembly before the valedictorian was able to speak, and then tried to bring them back:
“You people are being so rude, to not listen to this speech. It was my fault that we missed it in the program.”
But wait, she wasn’t done:
“Look who’s leaving, all the black people.”
And then the room erupts in chaos.
Since the video went viral, our “not racist” principal has been making some very comments, doing some bizarre verbal contortions in an effort to make it seem as if this wasn’t her fault. Namely, she told us that:
“The devil was in the house and came out from my mouth. I deeply apologize for my racist comment and hope that forgiveness in in your hearts.”
So this brings up a series of questions that I think we should be asking her… seriously.
~ How long has the devil had access to your mouth?
~ Does he have access to any other parts of your body?
~ Have the two of you been in cahoots for very long?
~ What other things has he asked you to do or say during your tenure at this school?
~ Has the devil caused you hurt anyone?
~ Has Satan used you to hold any of these students back or thwart their efforts for success?
~ Is it Satan that’s the racist or was he using your own feelings?
~ Are you the only one on the faculty that Satan is using, or is he using others as well?
~ Was it the students Satan was angry with, or the parents?
~ Is there something going on between you and Satan that might have accidentally surfaced that night?
People who find themselves controlled by Satan, even for a moment, should not be allowed positions of authority. In fact, there’s a good chance that they should be tucked safely away from society and taken care of by those who understand this psychosis and know how to keep both the person—and society—safe.
From this moment on, we know that at any point, Satan may take over, and force Our Mrs. Gordeuk to say or do something—probably racist. But you never know what Satan is capable of when he’s got himself a willing minion. It starts out pretty simple: a racist comment. But that’s just the gateway. Before you know it you’re watching MSNBC, drinking martinis with atheists, and clubbing baby seals.
We also have to suspect that, since she’s proven susceptible to Satan’s influence, she has probably done his bidding in the past. This can’t be the first time Satan has come to her with some demand and she was forced to comply. Was she aware that that she was doing his bidding or was she simply complicit? It appears from this last event that she didn't figure it out until after the fact.
We now need to look back at every occurrence, every event, every word she’s spoken, and question, “was it her, or was it Satan?”
And what is Satan’s end game? What is it he’s hoping to accomplish through this lady? Does he want to take ownership of the school? Does he just hate black people? Does he have an official place on the school board? Is there a particular scheme that he’s working out that only the two of them know about?
Clearly, according to Nancy Gordeuk, Satan has spoken through her. This is an obvious sign that she is susceptible to the devil and his influence. This is a problem since Satan probably has a lot he wants to say and do, and since she’s unable to resist him she could go off at any minute. Therefore, she should be removed from her position, and probably placed in the custody of some very nice medical professionals with medication so that she no longer hurts herself or anyone else.