Don't confuse me with the serious people.
Fred and Ethel! Really?
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LAKE WALES (FOX 13) -
Police arrested an 82-year-old man for slashing a woman's tires because he claims she was sitting in his favorite bingo seat.
Fred Smith was charged with criminal mischief to a vehicle last week when, police say, he took an ice pick to Ethel Britt's van.
Ethel reacted calmly.
"I'm not mad, no. I would like to have my tires paid for because that took every dime I had in the bank," she added.