We should've all listened to the Koch Brothers. Thanks Obama!
I bet you didn't know this, but you live in one of the shittiest places in human history, a cauldron of misery, tyranny, and suffering. I myself had no idea, but thankfully the GOP has set me straight.
There is Carly Fiorina talking about harvesting brains from living, breathing babies, while Sen. Ted Cruz wails, "Did we ever imagine that in the land of the free and home of the brave, we would be witnessing our government persecute its citizens for their faith?” Mike Huckabee is keen to point out all the Christians that will soon be put in jail: "Christian convictions are under attack as never before. Not just in our lifetime, but ever before in the history of this great nation. We are moving rapidly towards the criminalization of Christianity."
Donald Trump can't stop talking about all those brown drug dealers, rapists, and murderers invading our southern border, while Sen. Lindsey Graham is so afraid of what people might think that he's gonna drone everyone's ass! To wit: "If I’m president of the United States and you’re thinking about joining al-Qaeda or ISIL [the Islamic State], I’m not gonna call a judge. I’m gonna call a drone and we will kill you." Cruz, meanwhile, would apparently drone Obama: "Without exaggeration, the Obama administration will become the world's leading state sponsor and financier of radical Islamic terrorism." What more proof do you need? As Rep. Mike Pompeo claimed during the Benghazi Inquisition, Hillary Clinton's team actually met with Al Qaeda prior to the consulate attack!
So Christians are going to jail, America is a state sponsor of terrorism and should be droned to death ... what else? Oh yeah, remember freedom, that thing we had before Obamacare? Let's talk about our current shackled reality, below.
If you want to talk about our loss of freedom, Sarah Palin is on it! "The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down syndrome will have to stand in front of [President Barack] Obama’s 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil." Michele Bachmann can't believe the carnage the law has caused, begging, "let’s repeal this failure before it literally kills women, kills children, kills senior citizens. Let’s not do that. Let’s love people. Let’s care about people. Let’s repeal it now while we can." And as bad as slavery was, affordable health care is so much worse as Ben Carson helpfully points out, saying "Obamacare is really, I think, the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery. And it is, in a way it is slavery in a way because it is making all of us subservient to the government."
Ah, let us all shed a tear for lost freedom, but don't do so out loud because Carson says you may end up in a concentration camp: "I mean, [our society is] very much like Nazi Germany. And I know you’re not supposed to say ‘Nazi Germany,’ but I don’t care about political correctness. You know, you had a government using its tools to intimidate the population. We now live in a society where people are afraid to say what they actually believe." And don't look to the police for help, since uppity blacks murdered them all, or so says Gov. Chris Christie when blasting President Obama: "He does not support the police, he doesn’t back up the police; he justifies Black Lives Matter … I don’t believe that that movement should be justified when they’re calling for the murder of police officers."
And remember all the jobs that were killed by Obamacare, and by the EPA, and by green energy, and by administration's socialist Kenyan communist policies? It's true! No one has a job anymore.
America is such a horrible place, it's amazing Republicans find a way to carry on and not move to their libertarian paradise (Somalia), or strongman-led anti-gay kleptocracy (Russia), or theocratic fossil fuel regime (Saudi Arabia). Yet they persist in this nightmare nation of ours, bless their hearts.
