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Sarah Palin takes to Facebook to say Jesus likes guns.
JESUS WOULD FIGHT FOR OUR SECOND AMENDMENT
Taking concrete defense measures (ie. arming ourselves) away from the good guys? Yeah... that... we don't want that. As this hilarious parody says, "...it will really suck when only the bad guys have guns."
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That is all.
No, really: that is all. Everyone go home, Christianity is over. We milked that cow for all it'll give, and now we're just coming up with fumes and black powder.