Morning lineup:
Meet The Press: Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL); Roundtable: Journalist Ted Koppel, Gerald Seib (Wall Street Journal), Helene Cooper (New York Times), and Molly Ball (The Atlantic).
Face the Nation: Secretary of State John Kerry; Ohio Gov. John Kasich (R); Sen. Richard Burr (R-NC); Roundtable: Jamelle Bouie (Slate), Kim Strassel (Wall Street Journal), Peter Baker (New York Times), and Susan Page (USA Today).
This Week: Idiot Savant Dr. Ben Carson (R); Others TBD.
Fox News Sunday: Proud Racist Donald Trump (R); Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA); Roundtable: George Will (Washington Post), Neera Tanden (Center for American Progress), Republican Strategist Karl Rove, and Charles Lane (Washington Post).
State of the Union: Proud Racist Donald Trump (R); Others TBD.
Evening lineup:
60 Minutes will feature: an interview with National Drug Control Policy Director Michael Botticelli, who is a recovering addict himself (preview); an interview with J.J. Abrams, director of the forthcoming film, Star Wars: The Force Awakens (preview); and, an interview with Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton (preview).
Late night shows:
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert:
Monday: Actress Jennifer Lawrence; Presidential Historian Doris Kearns-Goodwin; Rock Band Sleater-Kinney.
Tuesday: Director Quentin Tarantino; Actor Jonathan Groff; Band Squeeze.
Wednesday: Actor Robert DeNiro; Author Daniel Gilbert; Musician Henry Rollins.
Thursday: Documentarian Michael Moore; U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. Samantha Power; Actor Michael C. Hall; Performance by the Broadway Cast of "Lazarus."
Friday: Actor Mandy Patinkin; Singer Leon Bridges.
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah:
Monday: TV Host Andy Cohen; Tuesday: Hip-Hop Artist Pusha T; Actor/Singer Will Smith; Actor/Comedian Will Ferrell.
Elsewhere...
Ted Nugent and Alex Jones agreed that America would be a better, safer place if Old Yeller were shown in schools... or something.
"I don’t care why he's foaming at the mouth, I don't care how he got rabies, he's rabid, get rid of the damn dog," he said. "When Old Yeller brings us slippers, give him a biscuit; when he foams at the mouth, you shoot him between the eyes. Any questions? You got to do it. America, you got to cleanse this country. No, I'm not talking about shooting anybody. I'm talking about dealing with an outrageous condition that is painful and traumatic and frustrating, but if you don't face the beast, you're dead, and that's what's going on."
He continued: "I don’t really care why Barack Obama is the enemy of America. I don't really care why Nancy Pelosi is a braindead, vicious freak. I don’t care how Sheila Jackson Lee is allowed to stay in power."
Nugent went on to claim that liberal Democrats are "subhuman freaks," while Jones wondered how America "could be ruled by such gibbering weirdos." "If I didn't laugh I'd probably throw up blood, it's so insane," Nugent said.
Nugent concluded that liberals want everyone "bending over and taking it in the ass," and can only be thwarted by great leaders like Ted Cruz and Donald Trump.
And, in related news...
Liberty University President Jerry Falwell Jr. urged students to be prepared to put down the Muslim invaders.
Liberty University's motto is "training champions for Christ." Apparently, the training offered by the evangelical college will now include a free concealed-weapons course for its students.
At Liberty's convocation service on Friday, the school president, Jerry Falwell Jr., responded to the San Bernardino shooting, saying, "If more good people had concealed-carry permits, then we could end those Muslims before they walked in and killed them." He encouraged students to enroll in the university's gratis certification course and said he was carrying a weapon "in my back pocket right now." He concluded by saying, "Let's teach them a lesson if they ever show up here."
Christ, what an asshole!
- Trix
