It seems Donald Trump thought it was time to re-up on his misogyny credentials Monday night, and gone are the days when Megyn Kelly is the best available target. These days, it’s all Hillary Clinton. On the 2008 Democratic primary making Clinton some kind of permanent loser:
"She was favored to win, and she got schlonged," Trump said, turning a vulgar noun for a large penis into a verb.
Trump thereby gave me a reason to hope he loses this Republican primary: the opportunity for a headline saying he was favored to win and he got schlonged. (It’s not sinking to his level if you’re just quoting him, right? Right?)
Oh, but there’s more. Remember how Clinton came back onstage a little late after commercials during Saturday night’s debate, because the women’s restroom was farther away than the men’s and it takes women longer anyway? Well, ew, gross, toilets and lady parts and stuff!
Standing before a crowd of 7,500, Trump recounted how Clinton was seconds late to the Democratic debate stage on Saturday night following a commercial break. Trump asked the crowd four times where Clinton had gone.
"I know where she went -- it's disgusting, I don't want to talk about it," Trump said, screwing up his face, as the crowd laughed and cheered. "No, it's too disgusting. Don't say it, it's disgusting."
So can we take this as direct confirmation that Donald Trump thinks his own shit don’t stink? And that, bragging about his enormous intelligence notwithstanding, he really does have the brain of a 12-year-old? (The hating-women part we didn’t need confirmation of—this was an unnecessary reminder.)