It’s more or less accepted these days that climate change deniers fall into two broad camps: the political pundits and professionals in the pay of the fossil fuel industry who argue that climate change is “the greatest hoax,” and the regular folks who believe them. In other words, those who are in it for the money, and those crazy enough to believe them.
We recently came across something so outlandish, we just had to share. The “Health Ranger,” Mike Adams, looks to be one of those crazy tin foil hatters, providing us with some sorely needed comedic relief. In a post on the website “freedom.news” (you know it’s news because it says so, right in the URL!) one of Adams’ podcasts from last December is described. One’s first clue that this is going to be a wild ride is the statement that the satellite data from the last hundred years has been altered to fit the warming narrative. Which would be slightly more believable if there were satellites in 1916…
The write-up also notes that governments are “totally silent” on the “real threats to humanity” like “mercury in vaccines, fluoride in water, GMOs grown in open field experiments and the total medical fraud of toxic medications such as statin drugs.” Here we go!
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A quick scroll down the Health Ranger’s website shows even more amusing insanity. Hemp, apparently, “wants to be medicine” because “plant consciousness is real” and “every living plant has an INTENTION…a purpose for existing” and hemp has “a structural resonance” that “If you could ‘hear’ it, it would sound like a beautiful symphony.”
The podcast prior to that was about vaccines, and how “after forced vaccines, next you’ll see forced euthanasia, forced organ harvesting, forced sterlization and more” because the people “who run the FDA and CDC often have ties to Nazi eugenics” and “America’s medical system today is essentially the Fourth Reich.”
The one prior to that suggested that the Washington elite “will stop at nothing to deny Trump the White House” including “a large-scale [sic] false flag terrorism event that kills hundreds of thousands of Americans and suspends the elections.”
After that, the government will use household robots to record everything in your home, create transcripts for “the NSA to incriminate you or blackmail you” “into supporting the totalitarian regime” and “record you having sex in your own home” “to blackmail you by threatening to release them publicly.”
All this should make it clear to you that “COLLAPSE is near” and “if we were really smart, we would have already quit the internet to focus on preparedness and survival.”
But worry not, dear reader! You just need a couple of buckets stocked with non-GMO, non-pesticide treated, non-MSG seasoned, non-heavy metal containing and not heavily processed-free food stuffs. The Ranger Bucket organic emergency storable food supply can be yours for a retail price of $429, but on sale for the low, low price of $219, saving you a whopping $210 on these two buckets of lentils and rice and beans! What a great deal!
That is, if they’re still available. As an April 20 post notes, the Health Ranger “sold out our entire inventory in less than a day," suggesting that the Ranger isn’t a tinfoil hatter himself, but just in it for the money.
Like the professional deniers who prey on the conspiratorial leanings of everyday climate deniers to forestall fossil fuel reductions, the Health Ranger is telling his followers fairy tales so they’ll trade their $219 for his not-so-magic-beans.
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