Lately I’ve been calling our new leader Minority President Trump, and I’ve been encouraging everyone I know to do the same. The majority of voters chose Hillary, and by a significant margin. According to one source it has passed 2.8 million. That means it’s not just an insult. Trump is honestly a minority president. He was elected by a minority of the Americans who voted.
Now it looks like I’ll have to change my tune. It turns out that majority that voted for Clinton isn’t real. The vote totals I was looking at are all wrong. We got the word directly from Donald himself.
Okay then, the information I’ve been using is wrong. Hillary didn’t get a majority. According to an authoritative source, (did I just call Jolly Olly Orange an authoritative source? I need some rest.) According to an “authoritative source” there was massive voter fraud in multiple states. So Donald isn’t Minority President Trump after all.
He is Illegitimate President Trump.
Before you Republicans get all bent out of shape, remember what the word illegitimate means. It means not legitimate, as in proven not to be correct. That does not automatically mean wrong. It means we don’t know for sure. The information we were given is unreliable, so we don’t know what the right answer is.
Trump has said himself there was massive vote fraud. If he is right, then the popular vote figures everyone is reporting are incorrect. We do not know what the correct total is. That means the official total is illegitimate. That means the election is illegitimate. That means Trump is illegitimate.
That’s not me saying so. After all, what do I know? This is President-elect Donald J. Trump saying so.
I feel the need to emphasize that point.
According to Donald Trump himself, the 2016 presidential election was illegitimate.
I find myself remembering what Hey, Mr. Tangerine Man said at that rally back in December:
“I went to an Ivy League school. I’m very highly educated. I know words, I have the best words. I have the –but there’s no better word than stupid.”
There’s no better word than stupid. You really shouldn’t say things like that, Donald.
The sad fact is Trump is a fool. He doesn’t understand words at all. It never occurred to him what his vote fraud allegations really meant. By his own actions, by his own words, he has branded himself an illegitimate president. If you tried to explain all of this to him in person I’m sure it would sail right by him.
One more time, for the benefit of Republicans who will be screaming their denial:
There was massive voter fraud in multiple states. Donald Trump says so.
That means the vote totals are wrong. Donald Trump says so.
That means the vote totals are illegitimate. Donald Trump says so.
That means the election is illegitimate. That means our president was elected in an illegitimate election. That means he is an illegitimate president.
That’s not just an insult. It is a fact, a cold hard fact based on an unimpeachable authority, the smartest person in the whole country, one of the greatest minds in history, a person who never lies, never makes mistakes, and always tells it like it is:
Donald Trump.
Or:
The given total is correct. Hillary really did get a majority of the popular vote and Trump is full of waste matter up to the top of his scalp. In that case he is not an illegitimate president. He is a minority president, a person elected by a minority of the people who voted, a minority president by a clear and unmistakable margin.
So which is it, fearless leader? Are you Minority President Trump or Illegitimate President Trump? The whole world wants to know.
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