You might remember Mary Lou Bruner from a couple of weeks ago when the retired Texas teacher, who is running for the State Board of Education in northeast Texas, was revealed to be half-a-lunatic—with ideas like this:
She also stated beliefs that climate change is a hoax created by Karl Marx (yup, that Karl Marx) and that dinosaurs were probably on Noah’s Ark but God forgot to make sure they could reproduce. So it turns out that if you dig a little deeper, Mary Lou Bruner has a lot more theories on things and those theories are super-fantastic! Greatest hits like:
School shootings started because the government removed the Ten Commandments and kids started becoming pussies!
Inappropriate sexytime stuff in approved reading lists for schools—things they won’t even allow prisoners to see!
And the always classic “Democrat Party” with their socialist and communist ties, had John F. Kennedy killed … because Lyndon B. Johnson was a socialist!!!!
Holy moly! I have heard quite a few JFK conspiracy theories in my time but this is a new one! I feel a YouTube rabbit-hole opening up in my future.