Sean Spicer lies blatantly, gets trolled hilariously

This is an honest man. We know because he says so himself.

In his disastrous very-first press briefing, newly hatched Press-Secretary-to-the-Prez Sean Spicer uttered no less than four blantant (and easily verified) lies in less than two minutes, related to the crowd size at Trump’s inauguration.  And while Spicer was roundly criticized everywhere, if anyone should know how fast the speed of one’s reputation can be shattered these days, it should be anyone within finger-distance of Hair Twittler.  A HUGE volley of hilarious tweets came trolling in, and can be found under the hashtags #SpicerFacts and #SeanSpicerFacts. And these are big tweets, people. The best tweets. 

Here are some of the best:

Sean Spicer releases new photo showing true size of crowd for Trump's inauguration #spicerfacts pic.twitter.com/s5wkeS78e9

— vicentes (@vicentes) January 22, 2017

This photo proves that Trump inauguration crowd was actually quite impressive!#SpicerFacts#TrumpInaugural#TrumpTreason pic.twitter.com/jdTG7Z4n4T

— Larkin (@larkin1235) January 22, 2017

These are not the droids you're looking for. #SpicerFacts

— Jeff Sellenrick (@jeffreydse) January 22, 2017

“The Death Star had no design flaws. Period.” pic.twitter.com/mZBB4MnPLm

— Matt O'Brien (@ObsoleteDogma) January 22, 2017

"Actually, 3 Doors Down was always first on our wish list for the #Inauguration concert." #SpicerFacts

— Jeremy Doherty (@JM_Doherty) January 22, 2017

 Oh yeah?

"That was not Three Doors Down it was The Rolling Stones. Period." #SeanSpicerFacts pic.twitter.com/JuLgPBnMeh

— Molly Knight (@molly_knight) January 22, 2017

Bear attacks at schools are down 2,839% since Betsy DeVos's confirmation hearing. Period #SeanSpicerFacts pic.twitter.com/uXp0hW2zNe

— Sean Spicer Facts (@SeanSpicerFacts) January 22, 2017

He is really good at Cyber you guys. We are seriously going to have the best Cyber. #SeanSpicer #SeanSpicerFacts pic.twitter.com/69CqPF5NCQ

— Alex Harris (@AlexHarrisJDMBA) January 22, 2017

FOR THE LAST TIME, MANY OF HIS SUPPORTERS WERE WEARING CAMOUFLAGE CLOTHING AND COULD NOT BE SEEN BY NORMAL CAMERAS.
PERIOD! #SpicerFacts

— DenaliSun (@DenaliSun) January 22, 2017

There were no protests today. Everyone loves the new president. Period. #SpicerFacts

— Bill (@Billablog) January 22, 2017

At 7'7", Trump is the tallest president ever! #SpicerFacts

— techweenie (@techweenie) January 22, 2017

Donald Trump was born in a log cabin, and learned to read by firelight. He chopped down a cherry tree, and wrassled bears. #SpicerFacts

— AmyJParrent (@AmyJParrent) January 22, 2017

#SpicerFacts Trump has already accomplished enough to be the most successful president in u.s. history

— TheHairLossQueen (@msvbee83) January 22, 2017

Trump was America's first black astronaut. #SpicerFacts

— BadgerStew (@BadgerStew) January 22, 2017

That was not empty space...that was millions of people wearing sheets. PERIOD. #Spicerfacts pic.twitter.com/APnSG4L9Pi

— DG Curry (@DGCanuck) January 21, 2017

"President Trump is touched by enthusiasm and patience of milllions of spectators that arrived just 1 day late to inauguration" #spicerfacts

— Thomas Langkabel (@tlangkabel) January 21, 2017

These bleachers aren't empty, our supporters are just super tiny. Look closer. Media lies. #Spicerfacts pic.twitter.com/gBJmXepajh

— CK (@ckassis) January 21, 2017

 A Manchurian press secretary?

Donald Trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being we've ever known in our lives #SpicerFacts

— Cliff Schecter (@cliffschecter) January 21, 2017

Art of the Deal has sold more copies than the Bible #SpicerFacts

— Resolute Uncle John (@azmoderate) January 22, 2017

Since taking the oath of office, President Trump has dropped 25lbs! #SpicerFacts

— colbyhall (@colbyhall) January 21, 2017

 And there’s his sports prowess:

"Trump took the rock to the hole for 46 points against the Celtics last night, shooting 99.4% field goals. BOOYAH." #SpicerFacts https://t.co/SNyw1H6Wfn

— Eric Garland (@ericgarland) January 21, 2017

Trump bowled a home run today in his very first frame at the White House bowling alley.
#SpicerFacts

— paris langford (@weeweeparee) January 22, 2017

 Some guy I never heard of:

Today at Mar-a-Lago, President Trump played 18 holes at 39 under par, breaking the world record set by Kim Jong-Il in 1994. #SpicerFacts

— Keith Pickering (@KeithAPickering) January 22, 2017

 One enterprising person even grabbed the Twitter handle to go with the hashtag:

Donald Trump was the first person to walk on the moon, despite what the dishonest media claims. #SpicerFacts

— Sean Spicer Facts (@SeanSpicerFacts) January 22, 2017

I was born a poor Black child. #SeanSpicerFacts pic.twitter.com/YpFbQFqsEV

— Bill Beck (@Writer614) January 22, 2017

 Sean Spicer has been at his job for exactly one day, and he has already destroyed his own credibility.