Some days are hard. Some days are harder than others. So, what about this:
“On behalf of all the people of Texas, and all of the people of… if you look today you will see what’s happening and how horrible it is — but we have it under really great control — Puerto Rico and the people of Florida that have really suffered over this last short period of time with the hurricanes, I want to just remember them and we’re going to dedicate this trophy to all of those people who went through so much,”
That's the actual giving-not-giving of the President’s Cup to really actually nobody. I'm certainly nobody, so I might as well claim it for my un-self. [swear words here]