The recently released House Intelligence Committee report fund no evidence — zero! — that the Apollo missions of the 1960’s and 1970’s actually landed on the moon.
Moon landing skeptics were quick to pounce. “NO MOON LANDING!” lit up the twittersphere. Vindication at last!
It is well understood that the purported moon landings were a founding operation of what we right-thinkers now know as the Deep State. President John Kennedy (a Democrat, need I say more?), having haplessly blown his chance at good relations with the Russians due to a petty spat over Cuba, was desperate to appear strong even as the Russians led the space race.
Kennedy tasked a diverse team of filmmakers with an ambitious goal: To make it appear that the USA had landed on the moon — and to do it within a decade. The effort continued into subsequent administrations, eventually being spearheaded by no less than Stanley Kubrick of “2001 A Space Odyssey” fame.
After the shocking revelation of what was obviously missing from the House report, Deep-Staters scrambled to respond. “If you’re not looking for something, you’re not going to find it,” hand-waved Adam Schiff, ranking Deep State Congressman on the committee. “The committee existed for one purpose, and it wasn’t to get to the truth of this matter.”
But the compelling absence of evidence continued to mount. “The report, by its very silence on the matter, disproves global warming,” pronounced Senator James Inhofe, jumping on the bandwagon. “There’s no racism in the US either, as the report clearly shows,” added Attorney General Jeff Sessions. “And NO COLLUSION!” put in some other guy.
There you have it. The House Intelligence report is in all ways perfect and complete, having been created by Immaculate Congreption. If it’s not in the report, then it’s proven to be not true.
References:
First-hand account of how the moon landings were faked, by filmmaker Max Canard: www.ozy.com/…
“How do we know the moon landing really happened?” by Scott Davis: spacecentre.co.uk/…
Deep State effort to undermine the fair and balanced report from House Intelligence Committee: democrats-intelligence.house.gov/...
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James R. Wells is the author of The Great Symmetry, a science fiction adventure celebrating the freedom of ideas. The story is set 300 years in the future, but that future world appears to be arriving about 299 years sooner than expected.