Late Night Snark: Kamala Makes History Edition
"Joe Biden has selected Kamala Harris as his running mate. Kamala is the daughter of two immigrants, she went to Howard University, she's a Democratic senator from California. It's an inspiring story. Unless you're Donald Trump. Then it’s a Stephen King novel."
—Jimmy Fallon
"Kamala Harris is the former attorney general for the largest state in the nation. She doesn't take tea for the fever. She can fight anyone at any moment."
—Journalist April Ryan on The Late Show
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"Not only will Senator Harris be the first Black, Indian, and HBCU-educated woman on a national major party presidential ticket, according to my timeline she’ll also be the first anarchist-communist-socialist-centrist-corporatist-cop."
—Andy Richter on Twitter
Clip of Kamala Harris at Delaware event: [Trump] inherited the longest economic expansion in history from Barack Obama and Joe Biden. And then, like everything else he inherited, he ran it straight into the ground.
Stephen Colbert: Ran it into the ground? This is Donald Trump we're talking about here, Senator. At best, he golf-carted it into the ground.
—The Late Show
"That's not completely fair. His children squandered some of that money, too."
—James Corden
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"President Trump tweeted today that former Vice President Joe Biden's pick of California Senator Kamala Harris as his running mate is 'the kind of opponent that everyone dreams of.' Said Pence: 'Oh, I'm not allowed to dream of other women.'"
—Seth Meyers
"Money-saving idea: get rid of Mike Pence, replace with a large vanilla milkshake."
—Conan O'Brien
Because of the Netroots Nation convention, we’re just popping in quick to post the above and our “Who Won the Week” poll, and we’ll be around to splash a bit.
Have a great weekend and we’ll see you back here bright and early on Monday.
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