When I saw this email subject line I assumed it was some progressive organization making fun of Trump. “Trump is celebrating boat parades instead of addressing the nation’s problems”
But no, this is from the campaign. Seriously WTF?
Text — I have removed all of the contribution links:
Enthusiasm for President Trump is at an ALL-TIME HIGH.
Americans across the Country are hosting MASSIVE Trump Boat Parades in support of their President. It’s beautiful.
HUNDREDS of Trump-Pence 2020 Flags fly high at these parades, and the Democrats are terrified because they know they couldn’t even dream of having this level of enthusiasm for Slow Joe or Phony Kamala.
President Trump wants to keep this insane momentum going, which is why he’s offering YOU one of our ICONIC Trump-Pence 2020 Flags. This is your chance to join the most POWERFUL movement in the Nation.
These flags are FLYING off the shelves, but because you’re a TOP supporter, we’re reserving one for YOU for the NEXT HOUR. Get yours NOW before they’re gone.
Thank you,
Team Trump 2020
P.S. As always, everything is Made in America.
Again, how is this not a parody?