Good Morning, Cafe!
Since my laptop is still jiggling the screen like a bowl of jelly (or jello) I am forced to keep this brief. So I gathered a bit of Brit humour to start the day with some laughter.
But first…...a cuppa!
Or, a cuppa and some nommy noms….
All are welcome to join the fun, the silliness, the conversations. If you don’t know...just ask! Some things really do require a bit of explanation.
There will be a few surprises along the way, all good ones, we hope.
We are here to keep building the Daily Kos Community.
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Pie fights will be met with outrageous ridicule and insults. Trolls will be incinerated and served at the next group BBQ. As briquettes.
Couldn’t resist these…...
Just remember….
These are stolen taken gotten from Quora. Because they are of British origin, I had to change a few words or clarity...or to get past the censor here. heh :
I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Pokey. Not anymore though… I turned myself around.
If there's one thing I've learned in life, it's always to borrow money from a pessimist. They never expect the money back.
The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar. Things got a little tense.
A car full of nuns is driving down a dark, foggy country road at midnight, trying to locate their new convent. All of a sudden a blood-sucking vampire jumps out of nowhere, landing on the car and hissing wildly.
Clearly shocked, one of the nuns shout “Sister Mary! Sister Mary! Quickly, show him your cross!”.
With that, Sister Mary dived out of the car and shouted “ Get the f*ck off my f*cking car, you blood-sucking creature!
Just saw the movie about a serial killer at a campsite.
It was in tents!
And finally...this reminds me of a family I knew over there…..
A young woman phoned her dad in tears:
“When I was driving to work today, my car spluttered and died. I walked home to see if Tom could give me a lift but I found him in bed with the girl from across the road. What should I do?”
Her dad replied “well, first I would check to see if there’s petrol in the tank, otherwise the carburettor might be blocked”.
Well done, Dad!
What would you like to talk about this morning?
Don’t look at me! I may or may not be here, as I must go pick up my prescriptions before noon. It’s always sumpin’, innit.
