Welcome to Woozle Wednesday
Hello Peeps, welcome to our little corner of Woozleville at the PWB Peeps [that’s Pooties (cats), Woozles (dogs), Birdeez (duh), and us Peeps of course].
Yes, it’s Woozle Wednesday, that day of the week when the PWBP Pooties take the day off and the pooches come to the rescue and politely take up the slack — well, those that are trained not to pull on their leashes. Don’t worry, pootie lovers, the kitties insist on making an appearance even though it is supposed to be their day off. They just can’t help putting in their two meows worth. Other critters like birdeez, small pets, farm animals, and wild creatures will also make appearances tonight.
Yes, It’s Still Punny
Tonight, I am reprising an old diary. Why? Well, things just got away from me and frankly, I forgot I hadn’t put a diary in the queue for tonight. But if you are like me, you won't remember these animal puns from two years ago, or at least you will still find them funny. Or certainly punny. So welcome to a rerun of the fun-filled series endorsed by the animal kingdom: That’s Punny.
In punny diaries past, we had silly seals and educated bison and grumpy otters among our offerings. It was all in fun, or pun, because the critters love a corny joke. Preferably grilled corn with a cheeseburger on the side, hold the mayo (but don’t drop it).
This week features another round of animal puns that we found lurking frolicking around the interwebz. Hold on to your Pootie Pads because the management will not be responsible for any funny bones broken while falling off chairs in delight (or disgust). Luckily most of the puns are fairly low brow, so you won’t have far to fall.
But first, before tonight’s hilarity ensues, we must pause for a brief word from our sponsor and the rulz:
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Did you say “HOLD THE MAYO?” OK, I will.
I hope you enjoyed our opening act. The show continues after the intermission (aka the fold).
PWB Peeps posts two diaries a day for animal lovers: a daytime diary at 1:45 pm Eastern and a nightly open thread at 10 pm Eastern. We concoct silly stories, share photos, seek & give advice about pet health and behavior issues, support each other in times of sadness and stress, celebrate together when times are good, and on most days have an inordinate amount of fun.
You are welcome to join us! Be kind to one another, we’re all in this together.
Now, on to the blog!
