The GOP finally announced the full speaker line up for the convention after previously releasing a list of 12 featured speakers — 6 of whom have the last name Trump (Tiffany, Eric, Fredo, Ivanka, Melania, and the orange shitgibbon himself)...then they added Lara as well because Barron was apparently all, ‘Fuck that old man.’
Of course they’ll have the racist “lawyer” couple from St. Louis who pointed guns at peaceful protesters, the asshole Covington Catholic douchebag Nick Sandman, Gavin Newsom’s ex-mistake, and celebrity Jesus freak Charlie Kirk.
And if you’re wondering how much thought and effort went into the convention, look no further than 2020gopconvention.com — the official page of the RNC’s ‘effort’ to re-elect Donald:
That’s right, they even have a menu...no content, no ‘get involved’ links, no resources...just an about page, a page on the Queen City of Charlotte...excuse me, the “Queen City” — because it’s more effective to always put a city’s nickname in quotes when using it.
And add to this lack of preparation Donald’s decision to speak not just on Thursday, but every night in prime time.
How will they ever compete with the Democrats’ fucking awesome virtual convention which, I might add, should be the template for all conventions going forward. Especially the state and territory roll call.
Honestly, I think I may have put more effort into this post than they did into their web site, and I’m not even proofreading for spelling errors or formatting to know if my images are going to be aligned.
I hope their convention reflects this level of effort...and that Trump watches the ratings, and that they drop precipitously from one night to the next, and that by Thursday he’s an incoherent walking rage-gasm on stage.
