Rejoice comrades! Is beautiful White House "Rose Garden"!

Is beautiful White House "Rose Garden", set up for Mrs. Fearless Leader and "First Lady for Life" Mother Melania moving speech to be given. “Enemies of the People” Moose and Squirrel not allowed!

Thanks to her, boring “Rose Garden” now resembles beautiful Gorky Park in Moscow!

And at bold Republican National Convention, stuttering weakling child is replaced by the bold young confronter of dangerous elderly native savage! Also, really not crazy insane proud couple who defends homestead with big firepower from “urban” “low income” rioters strolling down the sidewalk! Trump! Be Best!

Also, please know, I am friendly fellow American comrade like you, who is definitely NOT working for GRU (Who's that???) and only wish to warn you of Sleepy Joe Biden danger with nice October Surprise!  Great friend of USA, Mr. Putin will have vaccine of some sort!

Not GRU, really! Look at smiley Facebook pictures with dog and kids and boat and many other American Facebook friends in Albania!

Vote in November for comrade Mr. Trump, definitely NO pee pee tape! Really! No big oligarch loans! He's big billionaire! (Really!).

In parting, I share with you, my fellow American comrades, exclusive preview of opening ceremony, mighty Republican National Convention! Remember, Jill Stein introduces Mr. Putin on night three!