Tweets Of The Week Aug 23-29 2020

Here it is, the Republican National Convention collection of insanity. 

It has long been my position that the GOP is comprised of equal parts stupidity, hilarity, and sheer terror. They brought it all out at their big Batshit-a-palooza this week. So come for the Don, Jr., coke-fueled rant and stay for the raw charisma of Mike Pence. And don’t forget to add the stuff that I missed in your comment,

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The Republican Convention sounds like the Wizard of Oz without a Good Witch to clean up the mess at the end.

— J. Elvis Weinstein (@JElvisWeinstein) August 23, 2020

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I'm voting Biden/Harris anyway. https://t.co/4YCF2ZHNus

— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) August 24, 2020

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just picturing jerry falwell jr standing in the corner of a room chanting this bible verse over and over https://t.co/UZ9eTIjRAe

— m i t h (@ManlnTheHoody) August 24, 2020

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Summary of night one of the #RepublicanConvention...

“White Power meets White Powder.”

— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) August 25, 2020

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DT/45 supporters are sharing this on FB.  I don't have the desire to tell them than the man cloaked in white is Charles Manson. pic.twitter.com/jOEUlXpIju

— @297_Aruba_Lover_Jo_Anne (@297_ArubaLover) August 24, 2020

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If we’ve learned anything today it’s that it’s definitively better to be Falwell Jr’s wife than Ben Shapiro’s

— Rachel Yoder (@RachelYoder) August 24, 2020

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ICYMI here’s Kimberly Guilfoyle’s  #RNC speech.
pic.twitter.com/IBaQiXmAoN

— JerriLynn (@Jerri_Lynn25) August 25, 2020

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“We’re the Party Of Flags, the American Flag Party, we don’t have a platform, we have flags. God bless America. God bless our flags. Inherit a billion. Date a billionaire’s son. Flags!” pic.twitter.com/nPtiKYeBks

— WOODROW PEEL (@WoodyLuvsCoffee) August 25, 2020

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They look like they just opened the Ark pic.twitter.com/E8sxMWBFr4

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) August 25, 2020

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The speeches at the RNC just seem a little tone-deaf, considering that most Americans right now can't even *afford* cocaine

— Ben Wexler (@mrbenwexler) August 25, 2020

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Don Jr has enormous “divorced dad who just bought a motorcycle but doesn’t know how to ride it” energy

— Good Idea Guy (@SortaBad) August 25, 2020

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[Trump smacking the bag of cocaine out of Don Junior’s hand]

I said white POWER, you idiot!

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 25, 2020

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Melania is the only trophy wife to be awarded to the loser.

— YS (@NYinLA2121) August 26, 2020

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If you ain’t indicted, you ain’t invited!

— Mandy1313 (@mandyrowe13) August 26, 2020

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Who wore it better? pic.twitter.com/uAcKdAKHmc

— Nell Scovell (@NellSco) August 26, 2020

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Who wore it better? pic.twitter.com/UI1VaoXUlW

— Sandi Bachom (@sandibachom) August 27, 2020

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As soon as Biden wins in November Im going to restart the War on Christmas by saying "Happy Holidays!" Its going to be fucking chaos.

— Secret Agent Number Six (@DesignationSix) August 26, 2020

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Fine observation here. It's like they just tore them out of the plastic bags from China and quickly put them up. https://t.co/xbjwLOGI85

— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) August 26, 2020

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The GOP message pretty much boils down to "If you think THIS is bad..."

— J. Elvis Weinstein (@JElvisWeinstein) August 26, 2020

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RNC: terrified of everything that's happening right now under president trump? then you should vote trump

conservatives: this makes so much sense, imma email my nephew about it

— Taming Fred Savage (@FredTaming) August 26, 2020

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Imagine Mike Pence trying to figure out how a bong works

— Dr. Bucky Isotope, Political Scientist (@BuckyIsotope) August 25, 2020

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republicans have been invoking lincoln at every convention as long as i’ve been alive and it’s the funniest way to say “the last time anyone affiliated with this party did something good was 150 years ago”

— Content Worker (@InternetHippo) August 27, 2020

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RNC NIGHT 3: President Trump adds his name to the Declaration Of Independence. Ted Cruz defends his bravery, Lindsey Graham asks if he can have the pen, Susan Collins doesn’t like any of this, not one bit.

— Stephen Miller Fight Club “Firebrand” (@StephenMillerFC) August 26, 2020

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why the fuck does he look like this? does he keep getting eye-ensmallening surgery?? pic.twitter.com/hmZJ7D7eva

— Bill Corbett (@BillCorbett) August 28, 2020

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Ivanka Trump sounds like she's trying to sell me faux-topaz jewelry on the 3am block at QVC.

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) August 28, 2020

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hey now you're a dumbass
what a dumb way to diehttps://t.co/mUk3bsWWEc

— Dr. Bucky Isotope, Political Scientist (@BuckyIsotope) August 27, 2020

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Wet Ass President pic.twitter.com/mdY2xeg4sk

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) August 28, 2020

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when the woman you meet at the airport bar invites you up to her hotel room but asks if you can swing by a CVS and pick up some Vagisil https://t.co/e7YzwQ4yLk

— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) August 28, 2020

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Tucker Carlson is what you get when you use dark magic on a KKK hood stuffed with hyena testicles.

— A Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) August 27, 2020

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When the waiter comes by with food that isn’t for me.

pic.twitter.com/5qMjaCuqii

— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) August 28, 2020

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When the side piece walks by in public pic.twitter.com/DtulYywO5x

— Allen Peacock (@allenpeacock) August 28, 2020

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All for you, Damian https://t.co/arl7ZACWFr

— Get Off My Dem Lawn 🍑🐮🔥👊🏼🌊🆘 (@SardonicOldMan) August 29, 2020

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Gravity is voting for Biden pic.twitter.com/ifE3nRUd4S

— Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) August 29, 2020

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Wait! What happened to Chachi?

— Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 (@DevinCow) August 28, 2020