Donald Trump thinks his autograph is worth $10,000

I can’t imagine anything that would actually be more valuable if Donald Trump signed it. Not a photo, not a baseball, not Stormy Daniels’ boob.

Well, his resignation. That I’d buy for $10,000. 

“Sell this tonight on eBay. You’ll get $10,000”

I just went on eBay and found one for $0.99 😂

Nobody wants your damn autograph, Donald.#TrumpIsNotWell #TrumpFailurepic.twitter.com/uASSRmKKx3

— Lindy Li (@lindyli) August 29, 2020

I mean, this one is worth $47. Though I suspect it might be a fake. Still, you can never be sure, can you?

I checked eBay. Not one Trump autograph was on sale for $10K. If I found one I might have to sign my toolshed wall in blood spatter. If I had a toolshed, which I don’t.

But I’m sure I can find a really shitty one for $10,000 on eBay.
 

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