Trump warns of far-lefties throwing bags of soup

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Tuesday, Sep. 01, 2020 Tuesday, Sep. 01, 2020 at 11:46:33pm PDT

iu1 — This is the Kavanaugh version, but 12 oz. soup cans are mission-specific

When bandoleers of soup are outlawed only outlaws will become soup antifa.

Trump in July: And you have people coming over with bags of soup and the anarchists... start throwing it at our cops... And if it hits you, that’s worse than a brick because that’s got force... And when they get caught, they say, “No, this is just soup for my family.” pic.twitter.com/xs9tcY9aA5
— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) September 1, 2020

Trump in a meeting with the National Association of Police Organizations reviews a large cache of seized soup and other edible weapons. pic.twitter.com/pc3Ir7a0E5
— unpaid protester 🌹 (@DotDillon2) September 2, 2020

And it's not just clear broths and noodle soups. Some of them are using creamy soups and even stews to commit their atrocities! https://t.co/VI0zJmB7u6
— joecello666 (@joecello666) September 2, 2020

“The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate the stormy present.” - Lincoln

“They slipped the surly bonds of earth and touched the face of God.” - Reagan

“They throw the cans of soup. That’s better than a brick because you you can’t throw a brick, it’s too heavy.” - Trump

Follow-up questions to Trump about the shadowy thugs who came out of the shadows to get on a plane:

1. Did the gear include soup?
2. If so, how many cans per shadowy thug?
3. Also, if so, what kind of soup? (Brand and type, please)
— Elizabeth de la Vega (@Delavegalaw) September 2, 2020

mulligan soup: “I am become tomato bisque, the destroyer of worlds.”

“A can of soup hurts more than a brick because it has force.”

A Can of Soup (16N if thrown like a baseball by a pro pitcher) vs A Brick (20N if thrown by a strong dude):

Trump doesn't know what he's talking about there. Force = Mass * Acceleration... This is EASY to figure out. Weight in kg of object, approx. how fast a human can throw it pic.twitter.com/urO3FX9bq7
— RedIsTheNewBrown (@MayBeBotRsch) September 2, 2020

ow, she’s a soup... houuuuse.
— Monica Lewinsky (@MonicaLewinsky) September 2, 2020

You’re pack’n but I’m stock’n.
🍲 pic.twitter.com/B2k5CSQYRR
— JerriLynn (@Jerri_Lynn25) September 2, 2020

The United States Of America 2020 in one tweet: pic.twitter.com/5nzy9saxhM
— Tom Morello (@tmorello) September 1, 2020

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"We had somebody get on a plane from a certain city this weekend, and in the plane it was almost completely loaded with thugs, wearing these dark uniforms, black uniforms, with gear and this and that. They're on a plane."

Trump says this is "under investigation right now." pic.twitter.com/UjBBvsBaU3
— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) September 1, 2020

Russ Thor Wade, source of Trump conspiracy theory

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The most powerful man in the world, who has access to the most timely, accurate, and vetted information on the planet....is getting his news from Facebook member “Russ Thor Wade” from Idaho. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/wlHVIbfIiA
— Dave Plave (@daveplave) September 1, 2020