SekritLife3: Chapter 4 — When They Give You A Revolution, Make Soup With It!
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When you watches the talking box these days, you get to see and hear all kinds of things.
Did he just say soups are having a revolution? I heer’d that too!
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Well, of course, it is the Funny Season, and the challenger is a normal person.
And I’m sure you’d share that cheese too. You haz mah vote!
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The other dude… well…
I knows youse play-acting a part, but uuuummm...urp!
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT —
- You know how this works, but as always, a gentle reminder:
- Pooties are cats; Woozles are dogs. Goggies are dogs, too, and moggies are cats. Birds...are birds! Peeps are people. PWB Peeps are Pooties, Woozle, Birds People.
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The royal rumor machine sez that things are so bad even the soups are running their own revolution, innocently of course…
Youse doing a fabutastic job!
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Did someone say “doan let them hab soup?” Roh oh!
Ohhhhh! Iz that the way it’s done? Youse such a leeder!
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Some are avidly waiting for the soup action to come down their street.
Oooooh! Youse teaching them youngster nao! Very gud!
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Since the founding of the Soup Revolution, everyone has been agog with curiosity as to the identity of the leaders and organizing councils.
Ob couse youse da leeder! What a great leeder, so hansum. Such intelligence and warmth!
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Ahhh! Da inner council of war and peace, amirite? So efficient too! Such awesome capabilities!
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I knows! Youse da poster Fur ob da soup revolution! So hansum!
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Oooooh! Sounds like some kind ob signal or a message! Who do you want me to deliber it to?
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Oh my! Such an awesome message keeper! Iz you going from one organization meeting to another? Wowza!
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Some are still waiting for their soup!
Oh noes! I heer they are coming to yur nayborhud soon!
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Others have some but are not keen to share.
Nao nao! It took many to carry that soup here. Plez share. I hab to say, youse both so gawjus!
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Yet others are singing about the Soup Revolution’s awesome messaging!
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Da song ob revolutions, sung by a natural singer. You is so impressively fabutastic! Incomparable even!! Did you write that composition? It is unparalleled in its originality and composition!
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Many others are secretly waiting for things to get to a place of some normalcy.
Wait… Iz that a new code message for da soup revolutionaries? Or are you da leeders of da Cayke Revolution?!!
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One day, it will get better.
Thems sum awesomely hansum toesies!
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We all wait for that day.
Ooooh! A gaggle of good boys and girls!
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Ahhh! Da days of peace and beauty.
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On that day, we all will sing and dance with joy while wearing silly hats, and laugh.
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