SekritLife3 — Da Annual “Mostest” Contest, Candidates and their Categories*
*Category = Allegory, except must be told by a cat.
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In the mists of yesterday, deep in the archives, we find a tradition of which not much is known. Once, when trees walked the lands freely, there used to be a tradition of awarding The Mostest trophy and additional honors to multiple winners. There was an expectation that there would be multiple winners in each category. The categories were determined by the contestants themselves. The contest was usually held at the end of summer when the air was still balmy, the flowers still bloomed and the garden still grew riotously.
Today, we restart that tradition.
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Some winners ob da contest!
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Mimicry and Mockery
I fink youse would do a much better job…
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Safety Education
I learned so much! Awesome teacher!
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Very Odd Hobbies
um… reely? Interesting hobby! Very much a Mostest kind!
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT —
- You know how this works, but as always, a gentle reminder:
- Pooties are cats; Woozles are dogs. Goggies are dogs, too, and moggies are cats. Birds...are birds! Peeps are people. PWB Peeps are Pooties, Woozle, Birds People.
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Winning Logic Category —
Nao, that was an egselent doing on yur part! Very logical!
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Makes total sense when you puts it like that!
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What an egselent and fabutastic trio youse are!
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Serenely Beautiful Category
Ooooooooh!!!!! So gawjus! So sublime!
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oooh! Da luk. Yu haz it!
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Da look ob happiness! Simply wonderful!
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Flower Children and Forest Children
“The earth laughs in flowers.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Oooh, so picshuresque! Egstrawrdinary flower child!
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yum… must taste sweet!
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“She wore flowers in her hair and carried magic secrets in her eyes.[...]” Arundhati Roy
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“The world is always new,however old its roots.”
― Ursula K. Le Guin,
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“I will be the gladdest thing under the sun! I will touch a hundred flowers and not pick one.”
― Edna St. Vincent Millay
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“Nobody sees a flower - really - it is so small it takes time - we haven't time - and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time.”
― Georgia O'Keeffe
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“Can you walk the road your dream goes?
Sometimes. Sometimes I am afraid to.
Who is not....”
― Ursula K. Le Guin
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The Bestest Gangs
Mahvelous!
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Outstanding!
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Phenomenal!
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Awwwww! Amazeballs! Can I join too?
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Laughing and smiling With You
oho!! Youse a fantabulous punster!
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Oooh kitteh, yu haz such a lovely sensibility and lolling fayce!
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scawwwwwy!!!
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Historical
wowza! Musta been in da archives!!!!
Da End
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This diary is dedicated to the Pootie Queen, Tricia Wyse. Tuesday, this week, was her birthday. She would have turned 50 if she had lived.
[I meant to do that earlier and totally forgot. Apologies]