Tweets Of The Week Sept 6-12 2020

Every week, I worry about doing this feature. I always start the week worried that there’s nothing  self-defeating, stupid, and just plain hilarious remaining for Republicans to do. And every week they impress me with their uncanny talent for finding more rakes to step on. Let’s check in on how they humiliated themselves this week. And there’s always a few that I miss—don’t hesitate to add them in your comment.

Special thanks to jqjacobs for alerting me to another Trump spoonerism, committed while he was speaking about the “Motang City”.

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Throwing good money after sad. https://t.co/2lCHDn84Md

— J. Elvis Weinstein (@JElvisWeinstein) September 6, 2020

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My boobs get in the way of my swing, too. https://t.co/A4BxEFoHvD

— kristen johnston (@thekjohnston) September 6, 2020

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You also claimed you got “very high marks” for the Republican National Convention, but that’s because everybody there was very high. https://t.co/YAFUsrGtCD

— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) September 7, 2020

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So socialism is much needed water? pic.twitter.com/1cyF8CWfOJ

— h. jon benjamin (@HJBenjamin) September 8, 2020

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Eric Trump continues to prove the genetic theory that stupidity is not only hereditary, it's a dominant trait.

— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) September 8, 2020

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Don Jr looks like Eric Trump’s personality, someone who drives through a car wash with the windows open.

— Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) September 8, 2020

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Listen when Trump wears a bra at golf course she’ll put on a skirt

— ChristineSerr72 (@CSerr72) September 8, 2020

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Now I understand why the President didn’t honor our fallen troops ... umbrellas were involved. It must have been too traumatic for him. pic.twitter.com/YysO1QYs6r

— Becky, Baroness of Bunzy (@BeckyBunzy) September 8, 2020

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I just read that Lindsey Graham was thrown under a bus and got really excited for a minute.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 10, 2020

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I guess I should congratulate Bob Woodward for getting Donald Trump to DeepThroat himself.#TrumpTapes #TrumpKnew

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) September 9, 2020

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Fox Scaring       Fox Scaring
Sheep                 Sheep
1820                   2020 pic.twitter.com/6pz6wQRCY9

— YS (@NYinLA2121) September 11, 2020

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When you don't have enough Tang, get you some Motang. https://t.co/1xoF8Matoh

— Ron Marz (@ronmarz) September 11, 2020

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Motang Sally🎶
Guess you better slow that Motang down 🎵 https://t.co/50bUTGF71V

— Lockdown Forsyth (@LachlanForsyth) September 11, 2020

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Ted Cruz telling someone to grow balls is like Stephen Miller telling someone to grow hair. https://t.co/bBo4eiSgKi

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 12, 2020

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These aren't selling well pic.twitter.com/Acp9nD3Ajc

— Jill Wine-Banks (@JillWineBanks) September 12, 2020

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don’t threaten ME with a good time pic.twitter.com/WUFNIaILuz

— shauna (@goldengateblond) September 12, 2020

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ANTIFA grabbed the last pint of Ben & Jerry’s at Ralph’s and also hit my car with a shopping cart and had 16 items in the express lane and paid by check fuck ANTIFA I was craving Karamel Sutra

— WOODROW PEEL (@WoodyLuvsCoffee) September 13, 2020

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Coronovirus marshals hit the streets.https://t.co/eKdOGVIsAQ pic.twitter.com/ep8Hea03Su

— Ticia Verveer (@ticiaverveer) September 12, 2020