Welcome to Street Prophets Sunday Coffee Hour cleverly located at the intersection of religion and politics. My cat Pixie loves to “help.” In other words I could get stuff done in half the time if she didn’t “help” me. Here is how we change the bedding with a cat’s “help.”
Pick up cat and put her on the floor. Take off quilt.
Pick up cat and put her on the floor. Take off comforter.
Pick up cat put her on the floor. Take off main blanket. (This repeats depending how many blankets you have.
Pick up cat put her on the floor. Take off top sheet.
Pick up cat put her on the floor. Take of bottom sheet.
Pick up cat put her on the floor. Take off pillowcase.
Pick up cat put her on the floor. Put on clean bottom sheet.
Pick up cat put her on the floor. Put on clean top sheet.
Pick up cat put her on the floor. Put on clean pillowcases.
Pick up cat put her on the floor. Put on secondary blankets. This repeats depending on how many secondary blankets you have.
Pick up cat and put her on the floor. Put on main blanket.
Pick up cat put her on the floor. Put on comforter.
Pick up cat put her on the floor. Put on quilt.
And there you have it. The reason why it takes so long to change bedding with the help of a cat.
Pixie’s Bed
Pixie Undercover
