In a Nation and a World within an all too sadly familiar Multiverse Reallity TV Show…….
“Hello America, it is I, your Imperial Dictator Trumpty !”
“Yes, I have had My Military (made up of your Sons and Daughters) gas and club, and climb over the Sons and Daughters of the dis-dainfully Dissed Peaceful Protesters with Horses and their very own steel-toed Boots, because the Protesters were standing, sitting, laying down pretending to be the dead body of George Floyd, and chanting at the front of My White House about the Death of another Black Man, and how we need to Change our corrupted and corruptible Law and Order and UnEqual Equality Systems when it comes to Minorities and the Poor ! And Why and How those Systems, and the Individuals who perpetuate them, keep them Minor and Poor (whatever that means) !
“And why did I order My Nation’s Military to trample all over the Freedom of Speech Protesters and Freedom of Print Journalists like that ?”
“They were in my way ! I had a Photo Op to make haste to with my merry Band of Cronies and Cohorts ! We were on our way to the renowned and desecrated by the Violent Rabble Rousers (whom My Military did not gas, club and run over today like the Peaceful ones) St. John’s Church, so I could be seen, with my Cronies and Cohorts by my side smiling widely and saying ‘Cheese, if you please,’ for the cameras, I-phones and the Journalists left standing and uninjured to do their job !”
“I was there to appear Strong. I was there holding the Bible upside down (like an upside down Cross) like My Shield of Divine Right and Might ! All great Fascist Dictators do it, just the way I did it ! Visually impressive wasn’t it, if I do say so MySelf !”
“So, listen up America ! I don’t care what General Mattis, Admiral Milley, General McMullen and Esper of the Vespers have to say about my being an ImMature Leader or having Nazi tactics or going against the Spirit of our great Constitution (which I still haven’t finished reading all the way through yet. You know, they really should have put more pictures and graphics in that old document (sigh) ).”
“But that aside, I am the MAGA MAN, simply because I say
I Am ! And if you wanna’ be a part of my exclusive Country Club, you need to buy one of my MAGA Caps and Tee-shirts, too ! All donations to My Cause and My Agenda are greedily accepted and quickly Used ! “Cause, that’s the ImBalanced Malevolent Capitalist’s Way ! Can I hear a Boo-Yah and a Hoo-ray ?!”
“And since I’m holding this upside down Bible up in front of me to remind you who’s in your Camp, and who you’re supposed to be Worshipping and Adoring. Why don’t you all Bow down before me, and be sure the Golden Calf Necklaces I’m going to be selling at the Republican Corona Rally soon to be held, as soon as I can find a State willing to take it Viral !”
Can I hear a Halleluiah and an Amen ?! Well, I’m Dividedly Divinely alRighty and alMighty, then !!”