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“We love you so much and we’re going to be here every night
trying to make you laugh
and trying to bring a bit of light and levity to your day
whenever we can.”
James Corden
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Tonights Selection
Tuesday Twofer
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Bonus Track
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The mystery of “The Meter Reader and the Missing 27,600 Gallons of Water” was solved. It was just as I had suspected. He had somehow butt dialed extra zeros on his gizmo. 276 gallons was the correct number. My bill was adjusted accordingly. When I went to pay up I asked the clerk how often people were overcharged. She said she didn’t know. And then I asked how many people were ever undercharged. She didn’t know that either.
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