an open letter to Mark Burdette...

I'm a liberal

I'm not proud of it or ashamed of it

But I want to take this opportunity to thank

Mr. Mark Burnette

and thank you America...

For giving us Donald Trump back!

In this wonderfully petty, irresponsible, selfish country where we live...

Sanctimonious, irresponsible people have given us such wonderful gifts such as

the Kardashians,

the real housewives of ...wherever

I mean without your help there would have been no Apprentice

which was a tremendous help in Donald Trumps

popularity

You are to be congratulated for helping to turn politics and democracy into a side show

So, thank you!

I really don't think we could have gotten here without people like, you

But hey...what do I know, I'm just a cat....

Have a super Sunday

Noodle and crew