Trump Doesn't Use Sentences, but a Judge May Order Him to Serve Several

*Trump: A man of conviction...34 counts, so far.

*He cheats at golf, too.

*If elected, Trump might start paying his taxes, provided he gets a cut of the entire IRS take.

*Does Trump really need a “Vice” president when he’s already got that covered?

*If the 10 Commandments are so important to Republicans, why doesn’t Donald Trump recite them at his rallies? He could use some good laugh lines.

*Trump expects to award himself the Presidency--Just like he awards himself trophies for winning tournaments at his own golf courses.

What’s your best attack line?