You know, fellow Kossacks, I hope you appreciate the sacrifices I make for you. I have been following the nauseating Laura Loomer/Trump relationship, so I decided to dive into the full depths of the LL cesspool.
I thought there was such a thing as a bottom in American politics.
I was wrong.
Loomer proves that there is NO SUCH THING AS A BOTTOM in our politics. She is a STRONG contender for the title of worst person in American political life, despite ferocious competition from figures such as Troglodyte Marjorie Three Toes Greene and Beetlejuice fan Lauren Boebert. Why do I make this assessment? Read on, gentle reader.
NB: I will intersperse my presentation with Tweets from the Screeching Harpy herself.
How did she come to worm her way into a relationship with Trump? Why through CAREER RATFUCKER Roger Stone, of course!
And now, Loomer and the Fat Fuck are in love.
Of course, Loomer has always been bold in her actions! Remember this heroic protest?
There are some who have the temerity to call Loomer mentally ill. Why, the very idea!
Some misguided people accuse Loomer of racism. Btw, try getting through more than 10 seconds of the video below.
Laura lets her violent side out frequently.
I’m sure J.D. Vance will defend his Indian-American wife here.
Loomer, who is Jewish (ostensibly), has no trouble cuddling up to neo-Nazis.
Laura likes to get involved in foreign policy, too! In an apparent response to a Ukrainian:
Please note the source of the “evidence” Loomer has provided.
I’ll let Anthony Scaramucci have the last word: