Watchin' the iDJTs #3: Binge Buyin' Boobies Can't Escape the CatCT

There's yer cat, keepin' an eye on things.

In this installment we look at a one-hour stock price runup headlines with “soaring” or “exploding” or whatever.

“Benzinga” — apparently an AI bot site: DJT Stock Soars As Donald Trump Says He's Safe After New Assassination Attempt In Florida (UPDATED)

Barrons — These Stocks Are Moving the Most Today: Apple, DJT, Micron, Boeing, Intel, Oracle, Zillow, and More

     … (one of those is not like the others)

CNN — Trump’s social media stock explodes higher after Donald Trump says he’s not selling

CBS is a little calmer about it. Yep, a buck or two higher on vaporware is certainly a very, very soaring explosion. Oops. Back down again.