Sandwich Guy Trial: Dramatic Courtroom Testimony

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Tuesday, Nov. 04, 2025 Tuesday, Nov. 04, 2025 at 10:21:10am PST

Black and white cat standing on a dining room chair, forepaws on a place mat, investigating a wrapped subway sandwich.

We have this dramatic testimony from one of our brave and selfless Border Patrol Agents in the Sandwich Guy Trial:

The U.S. Border Patrol agent who was struck with a Subway sandwich in Washington, D.C., in August testified on the incident in federal court on Tuesday.

Gregory A. Lairmore, a 23-year veteran of the agency, said he was not injured by the sandwich toss, but said he could feel its impact through the ballistic vest he was wearing. It came apart and “kind of exploded” when it struck his chest, according to Lairmore.

“I could smell the onions and mustard,” he said.

Everyone in the courtroom gasped-- jurors and judge included. Try to grasp this reality of the gasps. The sandwich had literally exploded! AND HE COULD SMELL THE ONIONS AND MUSTARD!!

Oh the horror, the horror.