Writer’s note: Posting here today because I just realized Daily Kos readers might enjoy my brand new Substack satire feature in which my fictional alter ego Jeremiah Quill delivers blistering 451°F satire from the epicenter of the 24/7 news cyclone.
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WTF America?! deploys wildly imaginative, first-person guerilla satire to explore the uniquely 2025 question: What the fuck, America?
This much we know:
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An insidious cancer is maga’tastasizing across our nation.
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Recent MRIs (Maga’netic Resonance Imaging tests) reveal that America is afflicted with Malignorant Trumphoma.
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Founded in 1776, our country is fighting for her life as she approaches the two-and-a-half-century mark.
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In medical terms (are you sitting down?), the prognosis is: sickening.
The situation is critical. And every American is exposed, though many are profoundly oblivious to the clear and present danger.
These extraordinary times call for drastic, sarcastic measures to help combat the omnipresent threat of insanity amid the systematic dismantling of America as we know it.
Enter, Jeremiah Quill
Published under the banner of my imaginary Triple Action News media empire, WTF America?! features the exploits of my new alter ego, the legendary journalist-satirist Jeremiah Quill.
Mr. Quill is a rebel-rousing, Musk-raking satirical journalist who fearlessly embeds himself at the epicenter of the 24/7 news cyclone. He is uniquely equipped to deliver fiercely irreverent coverage of Team Trump’s ongoing A-bombing of America.