This Saturday, March 15th, people all over the world will mail Traitor-in-Chief Donald Trump postcards expressing our disgust. We, in vast numbers, will overwhelm Krasnov with his unpopularity and failure. And we will swamp the Postal Service and the White House staff with hate mail.
Baseball great Hank Aaron currently holds the record for fan mail, having received 900,000 pieces in a year. Let’s set a new record: over a million pieces in a single day, with not a single nice thing to say.
So sharpen your wit, unsheathe your writing implements, and see if your sincerest ill-wishes can pierce Dotard Donnie’s famously thin skin. We know he won’t see any of our cards, but if we send enough of them, we can make this front-page news, and get media attention that Comb-Over Caligula will not like.
Write one postcard. Write a dozen! Use pink card stock if you can. Take a picture and post it on social media tagged with
#TheIdesOfTrump ! Spread the word! Everyone on Earth should let Donnie know how he’s doing. They can’t build a wall high enough to stop the mail.
On March 15th, mail your messages to:
President (for now) Donald J. Trump (Or President Musk)
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
Personally, I have additional hopes for the Ides of March, but this might just be enough to make Cheetolini crack!
(P.S.--Probably best if you don’t put your name or return address on the card!)