We’ve all heard the people follow him because he talks their language, a baffling comment, from where I’m hearing (yes I mean to say it like that), Trump doesn’t speak any language, he cannot finish a sentence, a thought or craft a phrase and he has a teleprompter in front of him. He’s blunt you say, no Trump ain’t blunt, not by any stretch of my considerable imagination, Trump lies, blunt folks don’t really do the lying thing. We can be wrong sure, and we can tell a lie once in a while for what we think is a worthwhile reason. But as a general rule blunt folks don’t lie. Con man do. Liars lie.
Trump might as well be speaking in tongues like that fake preacher woman of his, he makes about the same amount of useless nonsense. Nobody understands anything that man his rambling on about, not his advisers, not his GOP, not his followers. The man has less sense than the worm that ate RFK jr’s brain. Are we certain it was only partly eaten? Cause I have doubts.
And the entourage of nitwit influencers, podcasters, cabinet members he has are no better! Are we certain covid started in 2019? Cause I’m willing to hop on that time traveler’s BS Candace O is spewing about Charlie, at least covid addling folks brains is something I can latch on to as an excuse for such an abysmal lack of even unoriginal thoughts. My goodness it’s a buffet of fools minus the brains.
People be telling me some of these fools be smart. Really? What definition of smart are we using here? The famous whip? As in smart as a whip? You do realize that smart in that context is a synonym for stinging right? No? Well that would makes at least some sense, because lord it hurts to listen to them and my eyes do water at times.
Now where was I? I seem to have caught the tail end of a weaving. Oh yeah the influencers and dung whisperers, let’s see we have Alex Jones who thinks he can cosplay the Hulk without the costume and minus the alter ego Bruce Banner, Candace Owens who informed us recently that Kirk was a time traveler, now don’t know about you, but if I’m a time traveler ain’t no way I’m not changing that scenario, Also weirdly fascinated by Brigitte’s Macron’s genitals.
We also have Leavitt, Ivanka Clone #87 I think, if she were Pinocchio her nose would be wrapped several times around the earth. There’s also Bondi clone #84, squirrels must be near extinction for this one got all the nuts and then some… hmm maybe that’s why the men in the GOP have no balls? Food for thought.
Do you think any of them can see the ghoul who’s always hanging around? Bet that man could give Voldemort a run for his horcruxes. He’s managed to drain all the melanin out of the white house and no one seems to have noticed. One would think he’d have save some melanin so he’s stop competing with stale milk for a complexion, but alas he has not.
And let us not forget the wannabe barbie, you know the one who can’t buy a personality no matter how many costumes she tries on. Her soul long ago gave up on her and went to lay besides that puppy she killed.
Then we have Nick Fuentes a devout Nazi who thinks having sex is Gay (you simply can’t make this shit up), this dude of Mexican origins, went up with 3 other non white dudes to celebrate the mustached fascist, it’s the minority nazi party. Ben Shapiro who can seem rational until you see him sets a doll on fire, ranting that a kid’s movie was targeted to kids, talking fast don’t actually mean you’re smart folks.
Then we have Nicki Minaj, a woman so fake her mirror has to constantly ask for her identity to be sure whom to reflect. We also have Michael Cohen who managed to fool some of the people for a time, but turned on a dime because let’s face it, them skeletons in his closet are still multiplying faster than them chills Zuko had in Grease.
But not to worry there are some on our side who spent a considerable amount of time working against us, because well it wasn’t fascism y’all why do you keep calling it fascism! Trump ain’t gonna be that bad he’s a populist and the polymarket money is going into our pockets, do not worry people, Ana today is sorry after all.
The curdled cream of the crop though is the famous Joe Rogan a man who seems to have adopted the personality of a fish on dry land, when he’s not busy trying to catch his random incoherent thoughts fleeing his skull as if chased out by the wind blowing through his ears. Not even going to attempt to describe the Andrew Tates, Ye West, and the rest of the maniac circus.
Maga Voters, now these people be making their lord creator go bald from scratching his head. There they are every Sunday begging for help with their lives, and he has to sit back and watch them pick the most selfish incompetent, impotent nincompoop that ever existed. Let me explain this in a language maga can understand a parable if you will: Once there were 50 workers in a hotel, the hotel went up for sale, two buyers appeared, one proposed to get all the workers better pay, days off, health care, child care, the other proposed to get rid of the non white ones who when combine totaled 25 workers, the employees chose that one, so soon after there were onl 25 workers left, with no pay raise, no health insurance, no sick leave, no child care but twice the work because the nincompoop they chose didn’t hire new workers. As has bee oft stated, you can’t make this shit up.
Not a single one of these people seems to have a rationally functioning brain between all of them. Has anyone ever thought that the reason they believe in so many conspiracy theories is because they are in fact aliens? It’s easy to believe because they are themselves a conspiracy theory? And that’s why they make no sense? They haven’t figured out how to use a human brain yet?
Hey I’m willing to engage in ONE conspiracy theory if it would explain the cult! Think about it. Don’t they seem to be under some kinda of spell? I would say voodoo, but Haitians don’t have enough white voodoo dolls for the lot of them. Oh well, seriously though, aliens would explain so much of what’s going on.
Think about it, maybe Invasion of the Body Snatchers was a documentary!
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