RFK posts bizarre video of him sweating topless with Kid Rock (hard to believe it's not the Onion)

America’s right wing is both a malevolent force for autocracy and a place where the bizarre is commonplace. Their behavior is so odd that future students of today’s events will have to wonder if their teachers are punking them. That is, unless MAGA realizes its 1984 dream of creating fiction-based history curricula. And America’s future youth grow up in blissful ignorance.

However, while the weird is widespread in MAGA, there is a leader in the race to be the weirdest — RFK Jr. To further his claim as the uber-nutter, the MAHA warrior posted a video of himself and Kid Rock, topless, sweating together.

I could say something about it. But why bother? The video — titled ROCK OUT WORK OUT speaks for itself. If I had to pick a highlight (if that’s the right word), I would nominate Bobby wearing jeans while taking a bath. But I will let the reader watch the video to choose their “favorite” moments.

Here it is. Enjoy.

I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD. pic.twitter.com/PkK8IfkPU4

— Secretary Kennedy (@SecKennedy) February 17, 2026

Hard to believe — right?

If I do have one criticism, it is that this video lacks the production value of Tucker Carlson’s foray into homoerotic politicking. And sadly, it misses the mark completely on the ‘erotic’ part. 

For those who may have missed it the first time, here is Carlson’s entry, The End of Men:

Testicle tanning. It’s one way to get the lifeguard’s attention. And, if you like your men dressed as cops, them too.