Invective in Rhyme

Some five-liners from my blog.  Are they too acerbic to brighten your day?

Frist: Evolution for Rich People

The stock's in blind trust, but it's mine.
It gets sold when I give the sign.
When my family biz starts to smell,
Before it's public, I sell.
It's called Intelligent Design.

Myopia for the Rich!

Here's a conservative think-tank position.
Let's make it a Katrina decision.
It won't help the city
(Aw, shucks, what a pity)
But it fits very well with my vision.

Bush at the Bastille

The multibillionaire relaxes.
He won't have to add to his taxes
To fund Nola's return.
He keeps his moolah to burn.
Peasants, time to sharpen the axes.

All the Money's Gone, Nowhere to Go

When young I went to the Big Easy
On Daddy's dough. Life was so breezy
With no responsibility.
Why the hostility
If I do it again? Is that sleazy?

More at the blog (that's ALL that's at the blog).