Cross-posted at Texas KOS (sorta)
Ok, I was having too much fun with this & figured some of you might also. And since it's better than crying, Let's have some fun.
What is the Count Cheney thinking?
The good Count was caught off-guard as he was leaving the Senate chambers after breaking the tie & voting to cut benefits for Senior Citizens and students (b/c after all, they have too much money).
Here's PROOF the man's a Vampire.

The guy is ALWAYS at an Undisclosed location (um, coffin?).
He's pretty damn pale even for a white guy. Only shows up at GOP bloodfests, err, I mean fundraisers.
ONLY SPEAKS WITH HIS KIND!
No vonder the guy never smiles. He doesn't vant you to see his fangs!