One of the most famous comedic gimmicks is
Jeff Foxworthy's You might be a redneck. Ken Blackwell's
gay bashing run for Governor gave me an idea for a variation on that theme:
- If you spend most of your time in church thinking about what gay people are doing...
- If you think that homosexual couples being able to share benefits will ruin your marriage...
- If you think that bashing queers will solve most of the Ohio's problems...
- If your Republican campaign blog talks almost as much about the gay lifestyle as it does about lowering taxes...
- If you've had an ernest converstation in a waffle house about people being born homosexual or it being a lifestyle choice...
- If the only section of the book of Leviticus that you can remember is the part about the two guys "laying" together...
These are best delivered in a Georgia twang.