About five years ago
Jocelyn Elders dared to say
in reply to a question
that Yes masturbation might be helpful
in avoiding STDs
As a consequence the Republicans raised such a ruckus
That Clinton fired her has Surgeon General.
Last Month Margaret Spellings threatened PBS funding
Because they mentioned that gay families might exist.
In response, Democratic Senator Teddy Kennedy
Praised Margaret Spellings.
Does anyone here still
Expect to win
This war ?