Liberty Onion Soup...?!?!?

Today.  Kings supermarket, of Cresskill, New Jersey.  In the deli counter, they had hot soups, including the perennial favorite, Liberty Onion Soup.

I don't know what all of you would do if you found such an item in a place where you shopped.  For me, I'm not spending one cent of my money there until they realize that it's French onion soup.  French onion soup, goddamnit.

So what would you do if you had forty or fifty or ninety bucks' worth of groceries in a shopping cart, and then found them peddling something Newspeak like Liberty Onion Soup?

(I suppose I should be grateful they didn't have Victory Coffee in with the Chock Full O' Nuts.  Now, if you'll all excuse me, I need a slug of Victory Gin to wash the taste out of my mouth.  Talk about doubleplusungood.)