Week in Haiku

It's rainy here at the district of columbia...i asked myself how can i spend my evening? by making up haikus of course!
Okay, here's my attempt at haiku summing up this week...anybody want to take a crack at this?
try to find links for each word or part of word!

God said invade george
Crony gets nominated
worst president ever

(okay the last line is 6 syllables-so sue me!)

please recommend this
and i shall be happy
rate haikus for your pleasure