The Answer to WHO Controls Bush

For years I've wondered, like many other people here, who exactly controlled George W. Bush's every word and action. Somebody I assumed was pulling the strings. But who??? The oil industry? The Christian Right? His mother? Dick Cheney? It's perplexed me for seemingly ever. Well now I know. Control of Bush, like everything else in this country, has been out-sourced to foreign interests. In this case it's >>> this guy <<< in Germany who has been placed in charge of George's every move and utterance. Finding this info out has helped me understand some of the strange decisions and speeches that he's made. I hope this also answers some of the questions many of you have had about Georgie.

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If this has been posted before let me know and I'll delete. I couldn't find it in search.