You Might Be A Red State If...

got this idea from a comment someone made on Bill Maher the other night. And of course, Jeff Foxworthy...

You Might Be A Red State If the governor's mansion has an engine hanging from a tree.

You Might Be A Red State If after hundreds of carefully chosen base closings you somehow got 14710 new jobs while Blue states lost over 27,000 jobs.

You Might Be A Red State If you think Fox is mostly correct and Evolution is mostly false.

You Might Be A Red State If legislators save your kids from the horrors of sexy cheerleading while over a million children go without health insurance.

You Might Be A Red State If your legislators get poorly performing schools to do better by cutting their budgets.

You Might Be A Red State If the local school boards are occupied by people with little or no actual schooling.

You Might Be A Red State If one or more members behind the most virulently anti-gay movements are them selves quite gay.

You Might Be A Red State If all the Support the Troops ribbons demagnetize your credit cards during a walk to your car in a Wal*Mart.

You Might Be A Red State If the only things the governor knows only two passages from the bible; `Eye for an Eye ` and "Thou shalt not suffer a homosexual to live."

You Might Be A Red State If abortion is always considered killing but execution is always considered justice.

You Might Be A Red State If a single cell has more constitutional protections than an aggregate of cells that make up a person.

You Might Be A Red State If you find the library by looking for a bonfire.

You Might Be A Red State If the state bird is an F-16.

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