Hey it's just in time for Easter! It's ErgoTube! It so compatibale with today's radical right wing legislators that it can go from the Halls of Congress to Jeb's Floridian Nightmare without losing a step!
No more long waits in line at the Reagan National Airport, it goes right on with you as Carry On!
Collect stickers on your travels, have your friends sign it! It's the latest and greatest toy that no homophobic, rapture believing, bible pandering Father in Law should be without!