I'm a Johnson Baby (Lyndon, not Andrew). WHO WAS PRESIDENT WHEN YOU WERE BORN? (or if yer a ferner, who was prime minister, king, or caliph)
Maybe we could call this the "NEW ASTROLOGY", and try to figure out the personality that might match being born during each administration. For example, I have it on good authority that persons born during the reign of Martin Van Buren tended toward a predilection for rich sauces.
Take the poll below, and speculate wildly on what Crack Babies Bush II Babies will be like...
KNOWN CHARACTER TRAITS OF BABIES BORN IN THE PRESIDENTIAL TERM OF:
Roosevelt: Always have one corner of mouth closed. Fear of fear itself. Big, honking crows feet.
Truman: Like to wear hats. Tell people the truth even though it seems like 'hell'. Speak in short. Terse. Sentences.
Eisenhower: Most of these people are bald, and want to rebuild Europe. Nostaligic at the most inapropriate moments. REALLY into uniforms. Also like hats.
Kennedy: Brash. Big golfers. Great hair. Tough, but firm. Family is important to these people. Optimistic. Philandering. Despise hats.
Johnson: Cannot get the song "Fortunate Son" out of their head. Constantly checking in mirror to make sure they haven't disappeared. Hunch over most of the time. Vulgar vocabulary. Neutral on hats.
Nixon: Big droolers. Eyes perpetually darting from one face to the next. Sweaty, and poorly shaven (men) or bouffant hairdo (women). Intense paranoia concerning hats.
Ford: There were no births during this time (also known as the "dry years").
Carter: Resilliant. Thoughtful. Peacemaker. Matchmaker. Candle-stick maker. Dirty fingernails. Beautiful smile. Tendency toward malaise at social gatherings.
Reagan: Can do spirit. Inability to look at anything below nose level. Make up stories and claim they are "family history". These are the kind of people with "Beware of Dog" stickers on their car.
Bush I: Speak in choppy sentences. One or both lips usually missing. Head tilts to right at mention of "economy". Always a bride's maid, never a bride. Some of these people end up in bed with the Quaker Oats guy after a drunken Vegas weekend.
Clinton: Fantastic hair. Voracious reader. Bold, in-your-face attitude that seems to say, "Hey! You gonna eat those fries?" Small chocolate stain on shirt/tie. Smiles broadly when relating bad news. Furrows brow when lying. Furrows smile when at rest.
