Hey - this is good stuff. I mean, as I say time and time again, you can't make this stuff up.
Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist has said that gay marriage will soon "spread like wildfire."
Spread like wildfire? Wow, you know, that's pretty frightening, right? Wildfires are not much fun, and they're really dangerous and frightening. I mean, they burn down lots of treas, don't they? Wow.
Of course, as you've all probably heard before, wildfires are a necessary part of nature. They provide a sort of "clearing out" function that is absolutely needed for new growth to spring up. According to Whit Gibbons, senior research scientist with the University of Georgia's Savannah River Ecology Lab, mortality rates are negligible in most wildfires, because nature is prepared for this wholly normal process.
So then basically, Bill, what you're saying is that the spread of Gay marriage will be just like the completely necessary and wholly natural process of wildfires, huh?
I agree.