Have you seen this email?

Subject: Fw: The Really Rich Folks

John Kerry, man of the common folk.... he understands your pain, really... trust him - yeah - right
The many homes of Democrat Presidential candiate, John F. Kerry.

Fox Chapel, Pennsylvania  (Assessed value: $3.7 million)
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(yadda yadda yadda, R/W spin BS)

Well, I got this today and it got me thinking.  John Kerry has been pretty successful in his life.  How does he compare to George Bush?  Here was my email reply:

Dear (Name withheld to protect the gullible),  

Thanks for the inciteful email.  I wasn't aware John Kerry was so successful at building wealth.  Just the kind of guy I want running the country.  Made me wonder how well he stacks up against our current pResident George Bush.  Let's see now, financial management skills?  Hmmm, I guess this is pertinent.  Oh my!  Not too good of a comparison.  I thought George had a Harvard MBA, I guess accounting was a weak spot for him.  How about "Credit Card" George's great success story?  After all he was a successful  businessman right?  Oops!  Wrong again.  Well, he certainly has made all the right moves in other aspects of his career, correct?  Yup.  Choice is clear for me.  Man who sold a house prior to election campaign versus (Cowboy George).  One final comparison, should I vote for this guy or this guy?

Skato