A slightly different twist on the Presidential Blowjob idea that Miri diaried.
http://www.dailykos.com/....
I reason that if an occasional blowjob was all that Clinton required to relieve the stress of his "hard job" and thus keep us out of major @*&($#!ed up wars for 8 years, then we just need a few dozen volunteers to administer daily blowjobs to Dubya from the oval office or Crawford or the 18th hole (I mean on the golf course)or wherever.
I submit Ann Coulter's name first. It would give me personal satisfaction to see her put her mouth to GOOD use for a change.
All volunteers will receive a commemorative pair of kneepads with the official Presidential seal and a coupon for free drycleaning.
Laura, just shut up. You had your chance to get that man of yours in line, but you didn't and now he's way, way out of control. New world order, indeed. He's obviously not thinking straight.
I just need someone with computer skills to start the website and recruit volunteers. Any takers?